What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:12

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
What do you think hell is like?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.